fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

One time, at band camp, there was a dude on a skateboard nearby as we were marching laps around the school. When the drum major called us to attention, we must have been so loud, that he fell over, and the band director had to check if he was okay.

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Dr. Seuss (via psych-facts)
i think it’s funny how in high school…

i was always the odd one out in my group of friends.

they were all pretty much nerds. got good grades, didn’t really go out unless it was a special occasion, they were just content with their daily lives.

and then there’s me… who tried to dress up, impress people (and failed), messed around in orchestra and marching band, pretty much a closet party girl.

i wonder who i could’ve been if i was a studious little asian like them.

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

northlane:

giving affection and receiving none in return is literally the most draining thing ever

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there